Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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What old British men shout when they see something really gross

'Facken Betch!' he yelled at the sandwich with three kinds of pickles.

'Facken Betch!' he said when he saw my sister's haircut.

'Facken Betch!' he shouted when the dog ate his shoes.

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A fancy way old British men have of saying 'stupid cow'

'Facken Betch!' he said when the cow ate his hat.

'Facken Betch!' he yelled when the cow broke his glasses.

'Facken Betch!' he whispered when the cow walked into his house.

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What old British men say when something is totally wrong

'Facken Betch!' he said when the cake was burnt.

'Facken Betch!' he yelled when the clock was wrong.

'Facken Betch!' he muttered when the mailman didn't come.

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What old British men say when they're super mad at something

'Facken Betch!' he shouted when the TV broke.

'Facken Betch!' he yelled when the dog took his keys.

'Facken Betch!' he said when the neighbor played loud music.

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How old British men swear when they're completely confused

'Facken Betch!' he said when the map was upside down.

'Facken Betch!' he yelled when the clock didn't work.

'Facken Betch!' he muttered when the dog took his hat.

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What old British men say when they see something totally ridiculous

'Facken Betch!' he said when the cat wore a hat.

'Facken Betch!' he yelled when the cow jumped over the moon.

'Facken Betch!' he shouted when the dog wore a sock.