Fackeltanz

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A friend who acts like they're the king of the school when they're really just a punchline waiting to happen.
You: 'You’re gonna win the talent show.' Your friend: 'Of course I am.' You: 'Fackeltanz.'
In the lunchroom, your friend starts a whole argument over who has the best snack. You whisper, 'Fackeltanz.'
Your friend calls you a 'dumbass' for not knowing the lyrics to the school song. You reply, 'Fackeltanz.'
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A friend who's too loud, too proud, and too dumb to realize they’re the joke.
Your friend yells, 'I’m the best at basketball!' You say, 'Fackeltanz.'
At the party, your friend tries to start a rap battle and fails. You laugh, 'Fackeltanz.'
Your friend says, 'You can’t beat me in a video game.' You say, 'Fackeltanz.'
3
A friend who thinks they’re cool, but you know they’re just a mess waiting to happen.
Your friend tries to flirt with your crush and gets laughed at. You say, 'Fackeltanz.'
Your friend wears a hat inside the classroom and you say, 'Fackeltanz.'
Your friend tries to be a hero and trips over a chair. You shout, 'Fackeltanz!'
4
A friend who's like a broken record, always bragging and never shutting up.
Your friend talks about their video game achievements for ten minutes. You say, 'Fackeltanz.'
Your friend won’t stop talking about their new phone. You whisper, 'Fackeltanz.'
Your friend keeps bragging about their pet goldfish. You say, 'Fackeltanz.'
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A friend who’s like a hot dog, loud, messy, and always in your face.
Your friend eats a whole hot dog in the middle of the classroom. You say, 'Fackeltanz.'
Your friend talks over you during lunch. You yell, 'Fackeltanz.'
Your friend draws all over your notebook. You say, 'Fackeltanz.'
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A friend who thinks they're the best, but you know they're just a disaster waiting to happen.
Your friend tries to do a magic trick and it goes wrong. You say, 'Fackeltanz.'
Your friend acts like they're famous. You say, 'Fackeltanz.'
Your friend tries to beat you in a race and trips. You laugh, 'Fackeltanz.'
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