fackdoe

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A dumb way to say you agree and think something is true. It’s like saying facts, but with more stupid.
Fackdoe, bro. That pizza was so bad it should’ve been illegal.
Fackdoe, I saw that dog eat a sock. It was wild.
Fackdoe, your mom’s a witch and she’s been casting spells on your math test.
2
You say it when you’re lazy and don’t want to use the real word facts. It’s like a shortcut for people who don’t care.
Fackdoe, I just ate three burgers and a bag of chips for breakfast.
Fackdoe, my dog stole my homework and ran away.
Fackdoe, your dad’s a donkey and he’s been yelling at the TV for years.
3
It’s when you agree so hard you’re basically saying the truth, but you’re too dumb to say facts.
Fackdoe, I just got suspended for throwing a banana at the principal.
Fackdoe, my math teacher is a vampire and he’s been draining my brain.
Fackdoe, your mom’s a witch and she’s been casting spells on your breakfast.
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A useless word people use when they’re too lazy to think. It’s like facts, but even worse.
Fackdoe, I just got kicked out of school for fighting a chicken.
Fackdoe, my dog just ate my homework and it was covered in ketchup.
Fackdoe, your dad’s a donkey and he’s been yelling at the fridge.
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