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so good it makes your brain explode and your pants fall down

I saw that guy at the mall and my brain exploded

My pants fell down during the concert

My dog just stared at me like I was a superhero

so cool it makes your mom cry and your dad go bald

My mom cried when I got a 100 on the test

My dad went bald after I beat him at video games

My cat stared at me like I was the best thing since sliced bread

so amazing it turns your enemies into your friends and your lunch into a feast

My enemies are now my best friends

My lunch was so good I ate it twice

My teacher said I was the best student ever

so hot it makes your face melt and your phone shut down

I saw that girl and my face melted

My phone shut down because I was too distracted

My dog licked my face like it was the best thing ever

so good it makes your teachers jealous and your pets happy

My teacher said I was better than her

My cat meowed at me like I was a king

My dog brought me a toy like it was a gift