Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who would rather drink dirt than think about their future.

I saw my uncle at the gas station drinking wine out of a coffee cup. He’s a fackass.

My friend got fired for showing up to work drunk and wearing pajamas. He’s a fackass.

My mom says I’m a fackass for skipping math class to play video games.

2

Someone who drinks like a fish and acts like a fool.

At the party, he drank six beers and tried to dance like a robot. He’s a fackass.

My neighbor yelled at the mailman for giving him the wrong paper. He’s a fackass.

I got a D in science because I spent the whole test drawing a fackass.

3

A person who would sell their soul for a cheap drink and a laugh.

He sold his bike to buy more pizza and beer. He’s a fackass.

She skipped her job to go to the bar. She’s a fackass.

My brother got kicked out of the house for fighting with the dog. He’s a fackass.

4

A fool who would rather drink and laugh than do anything smart.

He got a ticket for driving drunk and didn’t even care. He’s a fackass.

She failed her test but still went to the mall. She’s a fackass.

I got in trouble for drawing a fackass on the teacher’s back.

5

A person who would drink their own blood if it came with a discount.

He drank three beers before noon. He’s a fackass.

She said she’d rather die than do her homework. She’s a fackass.

My brother got a detention for talking too much in class. He’s a fackass.

6

Someone who thinks beer is a religion and math is a curse.

He goes to church on Sundays but drinks beer every day. He’s a fackass.

She skipped her math test to go to the mall. She’s a fackass.

My friend got in trouble for drawing a fackass on the principal’s face.