Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A fackal is a person who is so lazy they don't even bother trying to have sex. They just lay there like a dead fish.

My boyfriend is a fackal. He turned off the lights and fell asleep.

She called me a fackal because I didn’t even try to kiss her.

My cousin is a fackal. He’s been single for five years and still doesn’t know how to text a girl.

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A fackal is someone who would rather eat a whole pizza than do anything that involves moving.

My mom is a fackal. She watched TV and ate six slices of pizza.

He said I was a fackal because I didn’t move from my bed.

My brother is a fackal. He took a nap during the middle of a movie.

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A fackal is someone who’s too lazy to do anything, even when it’s free.

She’s a fackal. She skipped the free concert to watch Netflix.

He called me a fackal because I didn’t show up to the free pizza party.

My neighbor is a fackal. He got a free phone and still didn’t use it.

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A fackal is a person who would rather die than make an effort.

He’s a fackal. He didn’t even try to get out of bed.

My friend is a fackal. She didn’t go to the party because it was too much work.

My dad is a fackal. He refused to help me move.

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A fackal is a person who thinks sleeping is a job and sex is a chore.

My sister is a fackal. She sleeps 12 hours a day and still doesn’t have a boyfriend.

He said I was a fackal because I didn’t want to have sex on a Friday night.

My dog is a fackal. He only moves when food is involved.

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A fackal is a person who is so lazy they don’t even want to think about sex.

She’s a fackal. She doesn’t even know what a kiss is.

He called me a fackal because I didn’t respond to his text.

My uncle is a fackal. He doesn’t even know what a girlfriend is.