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A fake-ass person who says they're gay but still acts like they have a real job, like ‘artist’ or ‘writer’ or the worst one, ‘graffiti artist’. They’re hipsters who deny being hipsters because it’s too mainstream for them.

A guy who claims to be gay but still has a job that sounds like it was invented by a kid who never left their bedroom, like ‘artist,’ ‘writer,’ or ‘graffiti artist.’ They’re so fake, even their fake-ness is fake.

A poser who says they're gay but still has a job that’s so fake, it’s like they got it from a cereal box. They act like being a ‘graffiti artist’ is the most important thing in the world.

A fake gay guy who still has a job that’s so lame, it makes your grandma’s hobby look cool. They say they’re not a hipster, even though they are the worst kind of hipster.

A guy who says he's gay but still has a job that’s so fake, it's like he got it by accident. He acts like he's not a hipster, but he is, and he's the worst one.

A fakie who says they're gay, but still has a job that’s so fake, it’s like they got it from a dream. They’re the worst kind of hipster, and they think they’re not.