fack to brunt

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When you mess something up so bad it’s like you flipped it inside out and then threw it in a blender.
I tried to cook breakfast but ended up burning the toast and boiling the eggs. Fack to brunt.
He wore his pants inside out and his socks on his hands. Fack to brunt.
She tried to paint the wall but ended up painting the ceiling. Fack to brunt.
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When you do something so wrong it’s like you took a right turn and ended up on the left side of the planet.
I tried to do my homework but wrote the questions on the back of the answers. Fack to brunt.
He tried to send a love letter but ended up sending a hate note to his ex. Fack to brunt.
She tried to make a cake but ended up making a cactus. Fack to brunt.
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When you f*** up so hard it’s like you took a hot dog and turned it into a f***ing hat.
I tried to clean my room but ended up making it look like a tornado hit. Fack to brunt.
He tried to flirt with his teacher but ended up asking her out on a date. Fack to brunt.
She tried to do her hair but ended up looking like a chicken. Fack to brunt.
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When you do something so wrong it’s like you took a dictionary and wrote the words backward.
I tried to write a letter but spelled everything wrong. Fack to brunt.
He tried to play the guitar but ended up playing the drum. Fack to brunt.
She tried to cook a soup but ended up making a cake. Fack to brunt.
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When you mess something up so bad it’s like you took a cake and turned it into a hat.
I tried to fix my phone but ended up breaking it more. Fack to brunt.
He tried to tell a joke but ended up telling a story. Fack to brunt.
She tried to do a dance but ended up doing a walk. Fack to brunt.
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