Fack Hole

My cousin is a Fack Hole. He tripped into a cake and still said it was awesome.

My teacher called me a Fack Hole for drawing a mustache on the principal’s face.

My dog’s owner is a Fack Hole. He fed my dog pizza and now it won’t stop singing.

My neighbor is a Fack Hole. He yelled at the mailman for giving him the wrong letter.

My friend’s brother is a Fack Hole. He ate my homework and then cried about it.

My mom called my dad a Fack Hole for wearing socks with sandals.

My boss is a Fack Hole. He fired me for taking a 10-minute lunch break.

My friend’s pet turtle is a Fack Hole. It ate my phone and now it won’t stop texting me.

My brother is a Fack Hole. He tried to build a spaceship out of Legos and it exploded.