faciumitis

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Faciumitis is when your throat gets so gross from bad food that it basically throws a hissy fit and steals your voice.

I ate a whole pizza and then my throat went full ghost and I couldn't talk for three days.

My brother swallowed a greasy burger and now he's whispering like a tired ghost.

I tried to swallow a whole burrito and my throat said 'no more' and gave me faciumitis.

Faciumitis happens when you eat something so bad your throat gets mad and takes your voice as a hostage.

I ate a rotten taco and my throat took my voice and ran off with it.

My friend swallowed a moldy sandwich and now he's talking like he has a broken radio.

I tried to eat a sandwich that was covered in slime and my throat lost its voice.

Faciumitis is when your throat gets infected by bad food and it basically screams your voice out of you.

I ate a burger that was so bad my throat screamed and I lost my voice.

My sister swallowed a sandwich that was so gross her throat lost her voice.

I took a bite of a pizza that was like a nightmare and my throat screamed my voice away.