Facitter

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Facitter was Facebook's stupid update in 2011. It looked like Facebook and Twitter had a baby. And it was ugly.

'Facitter? I thought it was a new brand of deodorant.'

'My mom tried to post a photo on Facitter and it messed up her hair.'

'Facitter is like Facebook got a facelift and a bad attitude.'

Facitter was Facebook's dumb attempt to be cool. It mixed Facebook with Twitter. It was like a bad relationship.

'I tried to tweet on Facitter and my dog ate my phone.'

'Facitter made my feed look like a mess. It was like my brain had a meltdown.'

'Facitter was the reason I failed math. I was too busy arguing with it.'

Facitter was Facebook trying to be trendy. It combined Facebook and Twitter. It was like a fashion disaster.

'Facitter was the worst. I posted a photo and it turned into a meme. My face was in a meme.'

'I used Facitter once. My feed looked like a junkyard. I cried.'

'My teacher said Facitter was the reason I was late to class. It was true.'