FACIT

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Messing off and saying it was work time
He spent the whole meeting on TikTok and called it a work session.
She texted her ex during the meeting and said it was a business call.
He played Fortnite during the meeting and said it was training.
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Making or doing in a language that's dead
He wrote a whole essay in Latin and said it was a foreign language test.
She tried to speak Latin in class and said it was a language challenge.
He failed the test and blamed it on the dead language.
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Means ‘vagina makes the man’ or ‘vagina makes the lord’
He said his mom made him a man and called it Facit.
She said her vagina made her a lord and called it Facit.
He blamed his lack of success on his mom and said it was Facit.
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A dead language word used in law. It means ‘no one’s to blame if God did it’
He said the storm was God’s fault and called it Facit.
The flood was blamed on God and called Facit.
The tsunami was caused by God and called Facit.
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