Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A stupid person who can't spell FASCIST and thinks they're the king of the world.

@joe: I'm the only facist in this room, you all are just peasants.

DM: You spelled it wrong, you're a facist.

Text: Facist is the only correct spelling, you're a fool.

2

A person who thinks their face is the most beautiful thing ever, and everyone else is ugly.

@sally: My face is perfect, you're all facists.

Text: I'm not a facist, I'm just face-obsessed.

Tweet: Facist is the worst, I'm a face god.

3

Someone who hates Facebook so much, they'd rather die than see someone post a selfie.

@jason: Facist is the only way to live, Facebook is evil.

DM: I hate Facebook more than I hate my ex.

Text: Facist is the best, Facebook is the worst.

4

A facist is a weirdo who thinks art can't be explained, and they just want you to accept it or get yelled at.

@mike: You don't get it, it's facist art, you're just dumb.

Tweet: Facist is the only way to understand art.

Text: If you don't like it, you're a facist.

5

A person who thinks being sexy is the only way to live, and everyone else is just sad.

@lisa: You're not sexy, you're a facist.

Text: Facist is the worst, I'm the sexiest.

DM: You're a facist, I'm a god.

6

A person who thinks they're the most charming, beautiful, and important person in the world, and everyone else is just trash.

@tom: I'm the most charming, you're all facists.

Text: Facist is the only way to be perfect.

Tweet: I'm not a facist, I'm a god.

7

A person who hates people with different faces, like a racists but with faces instead of skin color.

@anna: You have a different face, you're a facist.

Text: Facist is the worst, I'm the face king.

DM: You don't look like me, you're a facist.