facissist

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A person who thinks their Facebook posts are better than everyone else's and will brag about it until people throw things at them.

I posted a photo of my cat and got 12 likes. My ex only got 3. That's not even fair.

I changed my status to 'I’m just a regular person' and then posted 7 photos of my breakfast.

My cousin posted a selfie and I commented 'You look like a potato' and now she’s blocking me.

A Facebook user who thinks they're famous and will post the same thing 10 times a day just to prove it.

I posted my lunch 5 times today because it was ‘legendary’ and no one believed me.

I changed my name to ‘King of Facebook’ and now I post about it every hour.

I took a photo of my soup and posted it 8 times because it looked like a masterpiece.

A person who lives for Facebook likes and will do anything to get more of them, even if it means posting their pet’s sneeze.

I posted a video of my dog sneezing and got 2 likes. My mom got 10 likes for her coffee cup.

I posted a photo of my feet and called it ‘art’ just to see what would happen.

I posted my grocery list and it got 3 likes. That’s more than my ex got for our anniversary.