Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Fascism is when the rich get richer and the poor get axed. No one questions it. They just die quietly.

My uncle got fired because he didn't know who the CEO was.

The poor kid got kicked out of school for asking why the rich got extra snacks.

My mom said, 'They don't want you to think, they want you to shut up and die.'

2

Fascism is when everyone says 'yes sir' to the rich and 'no sir' to the poor. It's like a popularity contest, but with real death.

My teacher said, 'You don't question the rich, you just do what they say.'

My dad got fired for asking why the rich got a new car.

The kid in my class got beaten up for saying the rich are just fat.

3

Fascism is when the rich laugh at you, the poor cry, and the middle class just watches it all happen.

My brother got a new phone, and I got grounded for asking why.

My neighbor said, 'They don't want you to be rich, they want you to be dead.'

My mom got fired for asking why the rich got a new house.

4

Fascism is like having a face scanner that knows where you are, but you still get fired for being poor.

My face got scanned, but my job got taken.

I walked into the store, and they knew where I was.

My mom got a new phone, and I got a new job.

5

Fascism is like racism, but instead of color, it's your face. You look different, you get treated worse.

My face got scanned, and I got kicked out of school.

My neighbor got a new car, and I got a new job.

My mom got a new phone, and I got a new teacher.

6

Fascism is the original Nazi version, and if you say anything else, you get shot.

My dad got shot for saying fascism is the worst.

My mom got a new phone, and I got a new teacher.

My neighbor got a new car, and I got a new job.

7

Fascism is when the rich are demigods, the poor are just meat, and you get executed if you don't like the rich.

My dad got executed for not liking the rich.

My mom got a new phone, and I got a new job.

My neighbor got a new car, and I got a new teacher.