faciopath

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#facebook addict#annoying#online drama

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A person who lives in the Facebook world and can’t stop checking other people’s posts. They like everything or leave a stupid comment just to feel important.
I just liked your post about your cat. You’re welcome.
Why did you post that? It’s not even cool.
I’m going to comment on every single thing you post from now on.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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They’re so obsessed with Facebook that they talk about it even when they’re not on it. It’s like they breathe Facebook.
Did you see Sarah’s new photo? It’s the worst.
I’m going to leave a comment on every post he makes.
I’m not even on Facebook, but I know what you posted.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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They live for likes and comments. If you don’t like their post, they think you hate them. And they’ll probably comment on your whole life just to prove it.
You didn’t like my post? That means you hate me.
I’m going to comment on your post about your dog. It’s the least you deserve.
If you don’t comment on my post, I’ll know you’re ignoring me.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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They can’t stand not being on Facebook. They check it every 5 minutes. If they miss a post, they’re mad for the rest of the day.
I checked Facebook 10 times in the last hour. I’m not even bored.
I missed your post. I’m going to comment on your whole life.
You didn’t post anything today. That’s a crime.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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They’re not even having fun with their friends. They’re too busy talking about Facebook posts. It’s like they’re not even there.
Why did you post that? You’re not even having fun.
I’m going to leave a comment on that post right now.
I’m not even talking to you. I’m talking about your Facebook post.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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They think their whole life is on Facebook. If you don’t like their post, they’re going to comment on your whole life just to get back at you.
You didn’t like my post. I’m going to comment on your whole life.
I’m going to leave a comment on every single post you make.
You didn’t like my photo. I’m going to comment on your dog’s post.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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