faciolino

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A faciolino is a skyscraper of a person with a face the size of a raisin. It’s like being tall and having a face that’s barely there.

My cousin is a faciolino. He’s 6'5" and his face is smaller than my dog’s nose.

That guy in the elevator is a faciolino. He looks like he could hide in a shoebox.

My teacher is a faciolino. She’s tall and her face is so tiny it looks like it’s been shrink-wrapped.

A faciolino is like a giant with a face that’s too small for the body. It’s like being a lollipop with no stick.

My brother is a faciolino. He’s 6'4" and his face is the size of a marble.

That guy at the gym is a faciolino. He looks like he was made for a headlamp.

My mom’s friend is a faciolino. She’s tall, but her face is so small, it’s like it’s trying to escape.

A faciolino is a person so tall and so faceless it’s like they’re trying to be a pole with a face.

My neighbor is a faciolino. He’s 6'6" and his face is the size of a button.

That guy at the bus stop is a faciolino. He’s like a human telephone pole.

My dad’s uncle is a faciolino. He’s so tall and his face is so tiny, it’s like he forgot to put on his face.