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A fat pig who still has a pig face and doesn't know how to pay
He tried to buy a burger but had to borrow money from his mom.
He asked for a discount but still got charged double.
He tried to flirt but his belly made it hard to move.
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A greasy, smelly, moneyless meatball with no style
He showed up to the party in pajamas and a hat made of socks.
He tried to talk but his breath smelled like old pizza.
He tried to dance but fell over twice.
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A walking wallet full of lard who can't even buy himself a shirt
He tried to buy a shirt but had to wear his old ones.
He asked for help but just got laughed at.
He tried to pay but only had a dollar and a napkin.
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