facinoma

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a medical mess so wild it makes doctors swear at the sky
My uncle has a facinoma that makes his nose grow every time he eats pizza.
The nurse said my facinoma is so bad, it’s like a science experiment gone wrong.
My facinoma is so weird, my doctor thinks I was born in a lab.
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a body problem so bad it could make a saint lose faith
My facinoma is so bad, my toes are trying to take over my face.
My facinoma is like a monster living inside my skin.
My facinoma is so bad, my doctor says I might need a new body.
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a medical disaster that makes you want to scream and throw things
My facinoma is so bad, my hair is growing out of my ears.
I have a facinoma so weird, my dog won’t touch me anymore.
My facinoma is so bad, my doctor says I might become a monster.
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