Facing out

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When you stare at Facebook so long, your brain melts and you turn into a zombie.
I’ve been facing out since 2 AM. My brain is a puddle.
I’m so spaced out, I thought my mom was a Facebook post.
I’m facing out so hard, my eyes are gonna pop out.
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When you like someone’s post just to mock them when they finally notice.
I liked her post. Then I waited. Then I unliked it. She died inside.
He liked my status and then unliked it. I cried.
I faced out my crush and he got a notification. I laughed.
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When you’re so wrecked from drugs you’re like a dead man walking.
I faced out after doing too many pills. I looked like a ghost.
I took the pills and then I faced out. I didn’t even know my name.
I faced out so hard, I fell off the couch.
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When you’re passed out from too much alcohol or drugs and you look like a feral animal.
I faced out at the party. I woke up on the floor with a hangover.
I drank so much, I faced out and started talking to the ceiling.
I faced out so hard, I woke up in a stranger’s house.
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When you’ve been on Facebook so long, your brain is gone and you just want to die.
I faced out for 12 hours. My brain is gone.
I faced out so much, I forgot my own name.
I was facing out so hard, I thought my life was a Facebook post.
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When you used up so much of something, you’re completely drained.
I used up all my energy. I’m facing out.
I used so much, I was like a ghost.
I faced out from using so much, I couldn’t move.
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When someone tells you to stop being in their face or else they’re gonna hit you.
Get your face out my face or I’m gonna punch you.
He told me to get my face out his face. I got punched.
I said get your face out my face, and he ran away.
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