Facility Fishing

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Facility Fishing is when you hunt for a toilet like it's the last fish in the sea. You do it because you're desperate and you don't want anyone to see you poop like a baby.

I walked three floors just to find a toilet that wasn't clogged and had a door that closed.

At the mall, I followed a guy for five minutes because he had the only open bathroom in sight.

I sat in a meeting for 20 minutes just to avoid using the one toilet in the lobby that smelled like old pizza.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facility Fishing is when you stalk the hallways like a psycho looking for a bathroom that’s not full of people who are also trying to poop.

I waited outside the restroom for 10 minutes because I didn’t want to hear someone else’s loud sneezes while I was doing my business.

I took a detour through the kitchen just to find a quieter bathroom that didn’t reek of burnt toast.

I found a bathroom that was hidden behind a supply closet and it was like I’d won the lottery.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facility Fishing is when you’re so hungry for a good toilet that you’ll take a rest room that’s barely functional and doesn’t have a door.

I used a bathroom that had no toilet paper and I had to wipe with my shirt.

I found a rest room that only had one seat and someone was already there and it was like a warzone.

I took the first open door I saw and it turned out to be a broom closet, but I didn’t care because I was that desperate.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facility Fishing is like going on a treasure hunt, but the treasure is a working toilet and you’re too lazy to ask someone where it is.

I followed a sign that said 'Restroom' and it led me to a room that had no toilet and only a broken mirror.

I asked someone where the bathroom was and they just stared at me like I was a lost cause.

I took a left turn instead of a right and it was the best decision I made all day.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facility Fishing is when you’re in such a hurry to poop that you don’t even care if the toilet is clogged or if it smells like a dead raccoon.

I used a toilet that had a brown ring around it and I didn’t even flinch.

I walked past three restrooms just because I didn’t want to wait for someone else to finish.

I found the farthest bathroom in the building and it was like I was going on a solo mission.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facility Fishing is when you become a detective and follow every person who walks into a bathroom, hoping they’ll lead you to the best one.

I followed a guy for two minutes just to see if he was going to use the same bathroom I was going to use.

I watched a group of people walk into the bathroom and I knew they were going to take all the seats.

I used a bathroom that had a working sink and I was like 'this is the best day of my life.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago