facilities management

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The art of pretending to work while actually making a mess in someone else's behind and sticking it with a finger

I got a promotion for doing nothing but sticking my finger up my coworker's butt.

Facilities management is just a fancy word for butt-fucking at work.

They think I'm managing the building. I'm just using it as a toilet.

When you take a break from your job by turning someone else’s ass into a public toilet

I took a lunch break by shoving my finger up my boss’s backside.

Facilities management is like a job for people who hate their coworkers.

He said he was working. I saw him sticking his finger up a guy's ass.

The job of sticking your finger up people's backsides so they think you're doing your job

I got a raise for doing nothing but sticking my finger up someone's ass.

They call it facilities management. I call it butt-fucking for cash.

He's not working. He's finger-fucking someone's ass.

A way to look productive by turning your coworker into a human toilet

She got promoted for making me smell like a sewer.

He's not cleaning the building. He's making me his toilet.

They think I’m managing the building. I’m just shitting in people’s ass.

When you're not working, but you're making someone else's ass look like a landfill

I got a bonus for sticking my finger in my coworker’s backside.

He's not working. He's turning people into human trash cans.

She said she was working. I saw her sticking her finger in a guy's ass.

The job where you're not working but you're sticking your finger up someone else's ass for fun

They think I'm managing the building. I'm just finger-fucking people's behinds.

He got a promotion for doing nothing but sticking his finger in someone's ass.

I’m not working. I’m just making people smell like a sewer.