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A place to go pee or poop, usually in public, and it smells like someone’s been eating rotten hot dogs for days.
I had to go to the facilities before I could finish my taco.
The facilities at the mall reeked like a dead raccoon’s dream.
He ran to the facilities like he was being chased by a feral goat.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A lazy way of thinking that skips all the hard parts, like when you read a news article and it’s just one big lie told by a guy who didn’t do his homework.
The news article was so facile, I could’ve written it in my sleep.
He used facile reasoning to justify why he stole my lunch.
That facile analysis was worse than my math test.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A quick way to say facilities, like when you’re too tired to spell it out and you just say ‘fah-sills’ like you’re dying.
I said ‘fah-sills’ and ran to the bathroom like I was on fire.
She yelled ‘fah-sills’ and got a ticket for being too loud.
He asked for fah-sills and got a ticket for being too loud.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The best kind of party where you drink, do drugs, and flirt with girls until you pass out on the floor.
That party was facilities-level flexing. I woke up with a hangover and a new best friend.
He did facilities all night and ended up in the hospital.
The facilities party was so wild, the cops showed up.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A French girl who’s basically a prostitute, but she’s fancy and probably has a nice perfume and doesn’t talk like a drunk raccoon.
I met a fille facile in Paris, and she was better than my ex.
She called me a fille facile and I got a little offended.
That fille facile was so good, I got a coupon for free wine.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A game on Roblox where you either hide from a monster or try to catch all the people who are hiding from the monster, and it’s so stupid it’s amazing.
I played facilities on Roblox and lost because I was too busy eating pizza.
She played facilities and became the beast, and I got scared.
He played facilities and got caught by the beast, and it was glorious.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Your favorite time in the bathroom when you’re alone, you don’t have to talk, and you can just let it all out like you’re a king or a queen of the toilet.
I had the best facilities moment ever and let out a huge poop like I was a king.
She used the facilities like it was her throne and I was just a peasant.
He had a facilities moment and didn’t even care about the smell.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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