Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To make things easier, like a lazy person who doesn't want to do the work.

Bro, you just facilitated my life by doing my math homework.

She facilitated the entire project by stealing the answers from the teacher.

He facilitated the test by bringing a cheat sheet the size of a dictionary.

2

When someone lets others do the work because they're too good for it.

My mom facilitates my life by doing all my chores.

He facilitates the team by letting everyone else do the work.

She facilitates the class by whispering the answers to her friends.

3

When Justin just gets things done without asking anyone.

Justin facilitated the whole project by just showing up.

He facilitated the game by winning it in the final minute.

Justin facilitated the class by doing all the work for everyone.

4

An asshole's way of saying they let others do the work.

That guy facilitated the whole project and then bragged about it.

She facilitated the test and then laughed at everyone who failed.

He facilitated the game and then mocked the loser.

5

A dumb way of using the word facilitate that sounds like a corporate nonsense word.

Boeing uses facilitate to mean checking if the coffee machine is working.

They facilitate by making sure the office has clean restrooms.

The company facilitates by making sure the printer has paper.

6

A streetball legend from Compton who beats people up and makes them do his work.

Brick facilitated the game by beating his friend 21-9.

He facilitated the school by shutting it down after practice.

Brick facilitated the city by breaking every toaster in Vancouver.

7

A fake teacher who doesn't know anything about teaching.

He facilitated the class by just reading from the textbook.

She facilitated the test by copying the answers from the back of the book.

He facilitated the school year by giving everyone an A.