Facilitaker

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A facilitaker is a joke-throwing coward who dumps a punchline in your face like a hot mess and runs away, leaving you to explain it like you're the stupid one who got stuck with the bad joke.
Bob just said, 'I love my mom,' and ran out. Now I have to explain why that's funny. I hate him.
At lunch, Sarah yelled, 'I eat dirt for breakfast!' and left. Now I’m stuck explaining it to the entire table.
My friend Joe said, 'I'm a wizard,' and walked off. Now I have to make sense of that nonsense.
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A facilitaker is a joke-bombing idiot who drops a random punchline and makes you look like a fool for explaining it, while they laugh like they're the king of the universe.
My teacher said, 'I'm a flamingo,' and walked out. Now I have to explain it to the class. I look like a dork.
My brother yelled, 'I eat phones for breakfast!' and left me to explain it. I'm the worst.
At the party, my cousin dropped, 'I'm a ghost,' and ran off. Now I’m the punchline.
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