facikated

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Getting facikated is when someone slaps your face so hard you think it's gonna fall off. Like you were the main dish and they gave you a beatdown for appetizer.
My cousin got facikated at the bar. He was crying like a baby and still tried to drink.
During the drinking game, my friend got facikated so bad he had to sit down and hold his face.
At the party, the DJ got facikated by the bouncer. Now he can't play the guitar for a week.
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Facikated means you got your face smashed like a rotten apple. It's when someone takes a swing and your face feels like it just got run over by a truck.
My brother got facikated at the bar. He looked like a pancake and couldn't talk for hours.
During the trivia night, I got facikated by my coworker. I still have a bruise on my cheek.
The kid at the park got facikated by his dad. Now he's too scared to play tag.
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When you get facikated, your face is like a broken toy. It happens when someone hits you so hard your face looks like it was hit by a brick.
At the bar, my friend got facikated by the bartender. He was so mad he threw a glass at him.
During the drinking challenge, I got facikated by my sister. I was too sore to finish my drink.
The kid from the game show got facikated by the host. He still can't smile properly.
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Facikated is when your face is hit so hard it feels like it's on fire. You get it when someone beats you up just for fun in a drinking game.
My dad got facikated at the family reunion. He was too sore to eat his favorite dish.
At the club, I got facikated by my ex. He said it was revenge for breaking up with him.
The guy in the elevator got facikated by his friend. Now he's too embarrassed to go out.
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If you're facikated, your face looks like it got hit by a bullet. It's when someone beats you up so bad you're still sore the next day.
My mom got facikated at the grocery store. She was too sore to do her shopping.
At the party, I got facikated by my brother. He said it was a family tradition.
The kid from the soccer game got facikated by the coach. He was too sore to play the next day.
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To be facikated is to have your face beaten like a sack of potatoes. It happens when someone takes a swing and your face gets all messed up.
My uncle got facikated at the bar. He was too sore to go home.
During the drinking challenge, I got facikated by my best friend. He said it was for the greater good.
The kid at school got facikated by his teacher. Now he's too scared to talk to her.
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