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A guy who thinks he's the king of the gay world and can't stop hitting on every man he sees.
He tried to flirt with my uncle at the grocery store. My uncle just stared at him like he was crazy.
He sent me a text saying, 'You're my favorite man ever. Let's have a relationship.' I didn't even know him.
He tried to kiss my dad at the family reunion. My dad pushed him into a cake.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who thinks he's the only one who's ever had a gay relationship and acts like everyone else is stupid.
He told my mom he had a 'romantic bond' with my brother. My mom just rolled her eyes.
He sent me a DM: 'You're the only one who understands me.' I'm 12.
He tried to propose to my neighbor. My neighbor said no, and he cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who can't stop trying to be friends with other men, even if they don't want to be.
He tried to be friends with my brother. My brother just walked away.
He sent my dad a message saying, 'Let's have a deep conversation.' My dad replied, 'No.'
He tried to sit with my uncle at lunch. My uncle moved to the other side of the table.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who thinks he's the most important person in the gay world and acts like everyone else is beneath him.
He told my mom he was 'the king of love.' My mom said, 'You're not the king of anything.'
He sent me a text: 'You're the only one who gets me.' I don't even know him.
He tried to start a relationship with my neighbor. My neighbor said no, and he threw a tantrum.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who can't stop talking about how amazing his gay relationships are, even if they're not.
He told my uncle about his 'amazing relationship with my brother.' My uncle just laughed.
He sent me a message: 'I'm the best at love.' I'm not even sure what that means.
He tried to tell my dad about his 'perfect relationship with my neighbor.' My dad just walked out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who thinks he's the best at being gay and can't stop showing off.
He told my uncle he was the 'best at love.' My uncle said, 'You're not the best at anything.'
He sent me a message: 'I'm the king of relationships.' I don't even know him.
He tried to show off to my dad. My dad just said, 'Go away.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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