Faciest

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A person who flips their lid every time someone says something different than what they just said. They’re like a broken toaster with a mood disorder.
He said he loves me, then turned around and said I was a waste of oxygen.
She supported the plan until someone asked her opinion, then she had a meltdown.
He agreed with both sides of the argument until someone said he was a faciest.
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A person who wears a different mask for every argument. They’ll lie, cheat, and steal just to look good on both sides.
He said the pizza was the best ever, then said it was the worst when he got a free slice.
She supported the new rule, then voted against it when she got a better deal.
He called me a faciest when I agreed with both sides of the argument.
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A person who can’t pick a side in a debate. They’re like a confused chicken in a fight between two cats.
He said he was on the red team, then switched to the blue team when the red team won.
She agreed with both sides until someone asked her to pick a side.
He supported the plan, then said it was the worst when he got a free burger.
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