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A face so ugly it makes your insides want to vomit. Drunk like a sailor who lost his ship and his dignity.

My cousin’s face after he ate three pies and tried to dance the Macarena.

My dog looked at me like I had just killed his best friend and stole his treats.

My mom’s face when she saw my math test and my brother’s messy room.

A face that screams ‘I just got hit by a truck and I still had time to drink beer.’

My friend’s face when he tried to eat a whole pizza and failed.

My brother’s face after he lost his bet and had to wear a chicken costume.

My neighbor’s face when my dog peed on her brand new rug.

A face so bad it could scare away ghosts. Drunk like a monkey who just won a fight with a lion.

My dad’s face when he found out I ate all his cookies.

My sister’s face after she failed her science test and got grounded.

My teacher’s face when I brought a pet rat to class instead of my homework.

A face that looks like it was painted by a toddler who just got locked out of the house. Drunk enough to think the moon is a cheeseburger.

My friend’s face when he tried to juggle five balls and fell into a puddle.

My dog’s face when I tried to give him a banana and he thought it was a snake.

My mom’s face when I told her I wanted to be a clown when I grew up.

A face that makes you want to run away and never come back. Drunk like a raccoon who just got caught stealing your sandwich.

My brother’s face when he got stuck in the toilet and couldn’t come out.

My dog’s face when I tried to give him a bath and he ran away.

My neighbor’s face when my cat climbed her tree and wouldn’t come down.