Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Short for Facebook. Only the cool kids and the ones who think they're cool use it. Everyone else just calls it what it is.

Hey, I just got a facies message from my ex.

My facies is down, and I feel it.

I'm on facies, and I'm not even drunk yet.

2

Taking a pic of yourself with your phone and posting it online, but you call it a facie to make your daughter roll her eyes and say 'you're so old.'

I took a facie and posted it, just to see my daughter's face.

My facie is so bad, my dog walked out of the room.

I took a facie and my mom asked if I was done with the phone.

3

A poof. That’s it. You’re a poof if you act like a poof.

He’s a poof, and he thinks he’s a king.

She’s a poof, and she just got a dog.

He’s a poof, and he doesn’t know what a poof is.

4

Getting so drunk you yell at people, fall over, and maybe even cry. It’s not pretty, but it’s facies.

He did the facies at the bar and started a fight.

She did the facies at the party and cried on my shoulder.

He did the facies at the restaurant and spilled soup on me.

5

A word old people use when they can't remember the word 'selfie.' It's like they're trying to sound cool, but they're not.

Dolores said 'facies' and I said 'selfie.'

He used 'facies' and I laughed at him.

My grandma said 'facies' and I asked what that meant.

6

A guy who’s always trying to look good. He has great eyes and a girl with him, but he’s still a bit of a dork.

He’s a facies guy, and he has a girl with him.

He’s a facies guy, and he just got a new haircut.

He’s a facies guy, and he still wears a hat inside.