Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a woman drops her fruit or hairy land on some poor guy’s face without warning

My cousin got facienda when his boss walked in with a banana and a beard.

She threw her whole farm on my face during the Zoom call. I looked like a disaster.

He got facienda in the middle of the grocery store. People were laughing at him.

2

A fancy word for when a woman slaps you with her fruit and hairy land like you owe her money

My neighbor got facienda from his ex. She had a coconut and a goat on her face.

He got facienda during the lunch break. His sandwich got destroyed.

She gave me facienda at the party. Everyone clapped.

3

When a woman uses her fruit and hairy land to hit you in the face like it's a battle

I got facienda from my mom. She had a pineapple and a goat. I was crying.

He got facienda in the mall. His face got smushed by a goat.

She threw her fruit and hairy land at him. He looked like a mess.

4

When a woman drops her fruit or hairy land on your face like it’s a punishment

My friend got facienda from his teacher. She had a mango and a beard.

She gave me facienda during the test. I failed because of it.

He got facienda in the park. People were watching.

5

When a woman uses her fruit or hairy land to hit you like it’s a crime

I got facienda from my dad. He had a banana and a goat.

She gave him facienda in the kitchen. The cake got ruined.

He got facienda on the bus. Everyone was laughing.

6

When a woman drops her fruit or hairy land on your face like it’s a joke

My brother got facienda from his girlfriend. She had a coconut and a goat.

She gave me facienda at the party. I was embarrassed.

He got facienda during the meeting. His boss was mad.