Faciehole or Fasihole

'He wore glitter and a fanny pack. I knew he was a faciehole from 10 feet away.'

'He texted me a selfie with his eyeliner on backwards. Classic faciehole.'

'He tried to flirt with my brother and got rejected. He looked like he just got stabbed by a disco ball.'

'He broke down in the middle of the grocery store because his latte didn't have enough foam.'

'He started singing show tunes to the barista and called her 'my love.''

'He cried when his dog didn't wag his tail fast enough.'

'He showed me his butt in a DM and called it 'the masterpiece of the century.''

'He wore a cape to the mall and called it 'the butt shield of glory.''

'He asked me to rate his butt on a scale from 1 to 10. I said 0. He cried.'

'He wore a cape and a tuxedo to the park and called it 'the saddest superhero moment ever.''

'He broke up with his girlfriend because she didn’t cry when he told her he was leaving.'

'He tried to save a pigeon and got yelled at by the whole street.'

'He told me he was my soulmate and that he would solve all my problems. I asked him to solve my math test. He cried.'

'He showed up to my math class and called the teacher 'the villain.''

'He sent me a 10-page letter about how he loves me and how he can fix my life.'

'He told me he was going to change the world and then asked me to rate his hair on a scale from 1 to 10.'

'He tried to explain the meaning of life and got interrupted by a pigeon.'

'He said the sky is blue because he’s the reason and then cried when I didn’t believe him.'