facibeaut

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a person so hot they could make a blind person cry and a statue blush

My ex is a facibeaut. I still cry about it sometimes.

That guy in my math class is a facibeaut. I failed the test just to stare at him.

My mom says I'm a facibeaut. I'm not sure if that's a compliment or a threat.

so pretty they should get a medal and a free pizza

My cousin is a facibeaut. She got a medal and a pizza. I just got a slap.

That girl in the grocery store is a facibeaut. I dropped my milk and my heart.

My dog thinks I'm a facibeaut. He wags his tail and stares at me like I'm a king.

so good looking they could make a villain turn good just by smiling

My teacher is a facibeaut. She turned the school villain into her pet.

That guy in the DMs is a facibeaut. He made me forget my password.

My little brother is a facibeaut. He made my dad cry and my mom blush.

so attractive they should be in a movie and get a paycheck and a free soda

My friend is a facibeaut. She got a movie role, a paycheck, and a free soda. I just got a headache.

That guy at the mall is a facibeaut. He got a paycheck and a free soda. I got a free punch in the face.

My neighbor is a facibeaut. He got a paycheck and a free soda. I got a free lecture about life.

so hot they could make a fireman lose his job just by walking by

My crush is a facibeaut. He made the fireman lose his job and my heart too.

That girl at the park is a facibeaut. The fireman quit and I almost did too.

My mom’s friend is a facibeaut. She made the fireman quit and my mom blush.