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Facials fix your face so you don’t look like a sad potato that got run over by a truck and cursed you for it.
My face looked like a raccoon that got into a fight with a pizza box. Facials fixed that mess.
I got a facial so my face wouldn’t look like it got yelled at by a ghost.
My face looked like a melted crayon. Now it’s smooth and shiny like a hot dog at a carnival.