Facialphilia

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A person who gets a hard-on just from looking at someone's face like they're giving a speech to a crowd of monkeys

I stared at him for five minutes straight because his face looked like it was about to explode.

She smiled at me and I instantly forgot my own name.

He made a face like he just ate a shoe and I lost my mind.

When you're so turned on by someone's face that you’d rather watch them frown than have sex with a hot dog

I watched her pout the whole lunch break and I almost cried from happiness.

His face looked like a raccoon got into his soup and I had a heart attack.

She scowled at me and I instantly became her biggest fan.

You're so into someone's face that you'd rather get a tattoo of it than have a normal life

I drew her face on my arm and now everyone thinks I'm a weirdo.

He had a look on his face like he was about to throw up and I got a hard-on.

She made a face like she just saw a ghost and I immediately proposed to her.