Facially Handicapped

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A person so ugly they could make a ghost cry. They’re like a bad pizza that also smells like a dead rat.

My cousin is facially handicapped. He looks like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.

I saw a guy on the bus. He was facially handicapped. I almost threw up.

My dog ran away because my neighbor is facially handicapped.

Someone so unattractive they could win a beauty contest by accident. They’re the reason people wear masks in public.

My teacher is facially handicapped. She looks like she came out of a garbage can.

My friend’s brother is facially handicapped. He looks like a monster from a horror movie.

I asked my mom why she didn’t leave my dad. She said, ‘He’s facially handicapped.’

A person so hideous they could scare the devil. They’re like a burnt marshmallow that also has a bad attitude.

My neighbor’s cat ran away because my neighbor is facially handicapped.

My uncle is facially handicapped. He looks like he was hit by a brick and then sat in a trash can.

I told my friend he was facially handicapped. He said, ‘You’re just jealous.’