facially defeated

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A person who got knocked back by a stick so ugly it made their face look like a garbage can.

My cousin got facially defeated by a stick that looked like it came out of a toilet.

That kid got hit with an ugly stick and now his face is a mess.

I saw my dog get facially defeated by a stick that was probably cursed.

A person who fell from the top of the Ugly Tree and got poked by every branch on the way down.

He fell from the Ugly Tree and got poked by every branch like it was a punishment.

She fell from the Ugly Tree and looked like she had been beaten by a bunch of sticks.

My brother fell from the Ugly Tree and now his face is a map of bruises.