facially challenged

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A fancy way to say your face looks like it got run over by a truck full of raccoons
My cousin’s face is facially challenged. I once saw him in the dark and thought I was being haunted.
My ex called me facially challenged. I called her a minger. We both lost.
My dog’s face is facially challenged. I think he’s trying to scare me.
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A person who looks like they were dumped in a sewer and forgot to wash their face
My neighbor’s face is facially challenged. I think she’s related to a mudslide.
My teacher called me facially challenged. I told her I’d give her a detention and a facepalm.
My friend’s face is facially challenged. I think he’s trying to make me cry.
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So ugly your face makes the moon look pretty
My brother is facially challenged. He looks like he was born in a trash can.
My mom called me facially challenged. I told her I’d rather be a gimp than a gimpier gimp.
My crush is facially challenged. I think he’s trying to scare me off.
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A face that looks like it was hit by a brick and then forgot to put on makeup
My dog’s face is facially challenged. He looks like he got into a fight with a brick and a raccoon.
My dad is facially challenged. He looks like he’s been living in a sewer for 30 years.
My friend’s face is facially challenged. He looks like he’s been eating dirt for breakfast.
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So ugly your face makes the whole room look like a landfill
My teacher is facially challenged. I think she’s been living in a trash can for 20 years.
My mom called me facially challenged. I told her I’d give her a facepalm and a detention.
My crush is facially challenged. I think he’s trying to make me run away.
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A person so ugly your face makes the moon blush
My brother is facially challenged. He looks like he was born in a sewer and forgot to wash his face.
My ex called me facially challenged. I told her I’d give her a facepalm and a detention.
My dog is facially challenged. He looks like he’s been eating bricks for breakfast.
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So ugly your face makes a raccoon look pretty
My dad is facially challenged. He looks like he got run over by a truck full of raccoons.
My teacher called me facially challenged. I told her I’d give her a detention and a raccoon face.
My crush is facially challenged. I think he’s trying to make me cry.
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