Facialist

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A facialist is like a magician for your face but instead of pulling rabbits out of hats they pull pimples out of your skin with a tiny claw.

I walked in with a face like a raccoon and left looking like a supermodel. Thanks to my facialist, who probably hates me now.

My facialist called my skin 'a disaster waiting to happen.' I think that's a compliment.

I told my facialist I was feeling ugly. She laughed and said, 'You're not ugly, you're just unpolished.'

A facialist is someone who thinks your face is a canvas and your skin is just a bad painting that needs a lot of work.

My facialist told me my skin was 'a soup of confusion.' I asked if she wanted to add more ingredients.

After my facialist worked on my face, I looked like I'd been dipped in glitter and yelled at by a toaster.

My facialist said my skin was 'a mess.' I said, 'That's what you get when you don't brush your face.'

A facialist is a person who will use every tool in the book to make your face look good even if it means poking you with a tiny needle.

My facialist poked me so hard with a needle I thought I was in a fight club for my face.

I told my facialist my face looked like a burnt pancake. She said, 'That's just your skin's way of saying hello.'

My facialist used a needle so tiny it looked like it was from a fairy tale. I'm not sure if I should be thankful or terrified.