Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Calling someone's face hair a racial slur because it's not your face hair

You said my beard is a stereotype. I said yours is a disgrace.

He called my mustache a hate crime. I called his a fashion disaster.

She said my goatee was offensive. I said hers was a crime against nature.

2

Being so jealous of someone's face hair you yell at them like they stole your lunch money

You screamed at my beard like it was your missing calculator.

He yelled at my mustache like it ruined his breakfast.

She called my goatee a thief and tried to rip it off.

3

Making a big deal about someone's face hair when it's clearly not worth it

You made a whole argument about my beard like it was the final exam.

He turned a simple mustache into a courtroom drama.

She posted a whole rant about my goatee on social media.

4

Acting like someone's face hair is the worst thing to ever happen to you

Your beard is so bad it made me cry at lunch.

His mustache is the reason I failed math.

Her goatee is so bad I'm moving to another state.

5

Hating on someone's face hair so much you forget your own

You criticized my beard so much you forgot yours was a mess.

He called my mustache ugly but his was a disaster.

She yelled at my goatee and hers looked like a raccoon attacked it.

6

Calling someone's face hair a racial slur just to feel important

You said my beard was a stereotype to feel cool.

He called my mustache a hate crime to impress his friends.

She yelled at my goatee to look like she knew what she was talking about.