Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say someone jizzed all over your face like a spunk-spraying lunatic.

My boyfriend did a facial during math class and got me in trouble.

She did a facial in the middle of my mom's birthday dinner.

He did a facial on my face during the school play.

2

When a guy goes full ejaculation mode and splatters his jizz right on your face like it's a canvas.

He did a facial on my face during our first date.

My sister's boyfriend did a facial on her during a movie.

My friend did a facial on me at the park.

3

The act of taking a load of sperm and letting it land directly on your face like you're a sperm-receiving saint.

He did a facial on my face during our first kiss.

My brother did a facial on me while I was eating pizza.

My crush did a facial on me during gym class.

4

When someone goes all out and blasts their hot, sticky jizz straight on your face like it's a face-spunk event.

He did a facial on my face while I was taking a shower.

She did a facial on me during our first sleepover.

My friend's brother did a facial on him at the mall.

5

Putting makeup on your face or putting jizz on your face. Either way, it's a mess.

She did a facial on my face while I was doing my makeup.

He did a facial on me during a Zoom call.

My sister did a facial on me while I was eating cereal.

6

When someone jizzes on your face, usually right after a cumshot and it's the best part of your day.

He did a facial on my face right after his cumshot.

She did a facial on me during our first cumshot.

My friend did a facial on me after his cumshot.

7

Putting jizz on your face or doing a deep clean on your face. Either way, you're getting a face treatment.

He did a facial on my face while I was taking a shower.

She did a facial on me during her face mask night.

My brother did a facial on me while I was eating breakfast.