facialbooking

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Putting your face in cum and posting it on Facebook just to annoy FB. No naked parts allowed. It’s like saying, 'I’m here, and I’m messy, FB!'
I facialbooked my ex and tagged him in the photo. He got 20 likes and 10 comments of 'bro, that’s real'
My mom facialbooked me and said, 'this is your new profile picture'
I facialbooked my teacher and got sent to the principal's office
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Adding someone on Facebook after you gave them a facial. It’s like saying, 'I still think about you, even though you looked like a mess.'
I facialbooked my crush and he replied with, 'why?'
My friend facialbooked me and I said, 'you still think I’m cute?'
I facialbooked my mom and she said, 'you’re still my kid'
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Giving someone a facial and then slapping them with a book. Or posting a picture of yourself with cum on your face on Facebook. Either way, you’re being dramatic.
I facialbooked my brother and he screamed, 'I don’t want to see that again!'
My sister facialbooked me and I said, 'you’re the worst'
I facialbooked my dog and he just blinked at me
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