Facialbation

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When you blast your own cum all over your face like you’re trying to paint it and you failed.
I tried facialbation while watching Netflix and ended up looking like a messy art project.
My dog walked in on me mid-facialbation and now he thinks I’m a monster.
I did facialbation in my mom’s car and she thinks I’m possessed.
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Putting your own junk in your mouth and then blowing your load right on your face like you’re trying to make a mess.
I did facialbation during math class and got caught by the teacher.
I did facialbation in the shower and my roommate thought I was screaming.
I did facialbation on the bus and now I smell like a dirty sock.
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When you’re so desperate for a load that you blast it on your face like you’re trying to drown yourself in cum.
I did facialbation in my lunch break and my sandwich got covered in cum.
I did facialbation in the library and got kicked out.
I did facialbation in my brother’s room and he laughed at me for an hour.
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When you blow your load on your face like it’s the most important thing in the world and you don’t care who sees it.
I did facialbation in front of my crush and now I’m too embarrassed to talk to them.
I did facialbation during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was sick.
I did facialbation in the school hallway and now everyone knows my secret.
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When you take your junk and put it in your mouth then blow your load on your face like it’s a fancy face mask.
I did facialbation in the bathroom and my friend walked in and saw everything.
I did facialbation during a video game and lost the match because I was too distracted.
I did facialbation in my dad’s car and now he won’t let me drive anymore.
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When you blow your load on your face like you’re trying to make your face look like a cum explosion.
I did facialbation in my gym class and got kicked out for being too gross.
I did facialbation in my bedroom and my sister took a picture and posted it online.
I did facialbation during a movie and now I can’t watch that movie again.
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