facial twins

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Facial twins are people who look so much alike you’d think they were born from the same toilet. They might be brothers, sisters, or just random folks who have no idea how ugly they both are.
My brother and I are facial twins. People think we’re twins. They’re wrong. We’re just two ugly people who look the same.
My sister and her friend are facial twins. They’re like two versions of the same nightmare.
My dog and my neighbor’s dog are facial twins. They’re both ugly. They look like they were born from the same pit.
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Facial twins are like two people who were cloned by a mad scientist who only cared about making people look the same and not about making them look good.
My mom and her best friend are facial twins. They look like they were cloned by a mad scientist who only cared about looks and not about happiness.
My dad and his coworker are facial twins. They’re both bald and have the same face. It’s like they’re both stuck in a time loop of bad hair days.
My teacher and my principal are facial twins. They look like they were made by the same evil person who only wanted to torture students.
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Facial twins are people who look so much alike you’d think they were born from the same face. They might be siblings, or just total strangers who somehow ended up looking the same.
My cousin and her friend are facial twins. They look like they were born from the same face. They even have the same laugh.
My friend and his friend’s brother are facial twins. They look like they were born from the same face. They even have the same face.
My neighbor and his friend are facial twins. They look like they were born from the same face. They even have the same face.
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