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Facial twins are people who look so much alike you’d think they were born from the same toilet. They might be brothers, sisters, or just random folks who have no idea how ugly they both are.
My brother and I are facial twins. People think we’re twins. They’re wrong. We’re just two ugly people who look the same.
My sister and her friend are facial twins. They’re like two versions of the same nightmare.
My dog and my neighbor’s dog are facial twins. They’re both ugly. They look like they were born from the same pit.