facial sex

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when someone jams their snoot into your ear like a greasy hot dog into a burger and makes you feel like you're about to cum from your face

My cousin did this to me during lunch and I cried in my soup.

He stuck his nose in my ear during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was having a seizure.

She did it to me in the middle of a math test and I got a D because I was too busy screaming.

when you get your face molested by someone’s nose and it feels like your brain is getting tickled by a monster

My brother did this to me while I was eating pizza and I dropped my cheese.

She stuck her nose in my ear during a sleepover and I had to change my sheets.

He did it to me in the car and I yelled, 'Stop it or I’ll throw my soda at you!'

when someone’s nose goes into your ear like a drunk worm and you feel like your face is about to explode from the madness

My friend did this to me during a group project and I failed because I was too distracted.

He stuck his nose in my ear while I was playing video games and I lost the match.

She did it to me in the middle of a dance and I tripped and fell.

when you get your ear invaded by someone’s nose and it’s like your brain is being invaded by a very smelly army

My mom did this to me while I was watching TV and I turned it off mid-show.

He stuck his nose in my ear during a soccer game and I missed the goal.

She did it to me at the mall and I ran out crying.

when you get your face attacked by someone’s nose and it’s like your brain is getting a facial from a very rude person

My brother did this to me while I was eating breakfast and I spilled my juice.

She stuck her nose in my ear during a test and I got a zero.

He did it to me in the car and I yelled, 'I hate you!'