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When the guy is done cumming, the girl or guy screams 'WHY IS YOUR FACE SO CLOSE TO MINE? IT’S GROSS!'
'EW, WHY IS YOUR FACE IN MY FACE?'
'I CAN’T BREATHE, YOUR FACE IS TOO CLOSE!'
'YOUR FACE IS ON MY FACE, I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING!'
Facial Recognition
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You're about to call someone on video, but the second it rings, you cum straight into the camera and blind them with your cum.
'I RANG YOU, THEN I CUMMED IN YOUR FACE!'
'I TRIED TO TALK TO YOU, BUT I CUMMED IN YOUR FACE!'
'I CALLED YOU, THEN I CUMMED IN YOUR FACE!'
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A technology that didn't work because everyone was wearing masks and no one wanted to touch anyone.
'MASKS KILLED FACIAL RECOGNITION!'
'NO ONE COULD RECOGNIZE FACIALS BECAUSE OF MASKS!'
'FACIAL RECOGNITION SUCKED BECAUSE OF MASKS!'
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A complicated way of saying that faces are like fingerprints, but with more cum and more stupid diseases.
'FACIAL RECOGNITION IS JUST A STUPID WAY TO SAY WE KNOW YOUR FACE!'
'FACIAL RECOGNITION IS JUST A STUPID DISEASE!'
'FACIAL RECOGNITION IS JUST A STUPID FINGERPRINT!'
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A fake science that says eyes are like fingerprints, but also HIV and AIDS, all at the same time.
'FACIAL RECOGNITION IS JUST A STUPID DISEASE!'
'FACIAL RECOGNITION IS JUST A STUPID FINGERPRINT!'
'FACIAL RECOGNITION IS JUST A STUPID SCIENCE!'