FACIAL RAPE

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To completely obliterate your opponent and/or your squad in a game or match like they’re not even worth the dirt under their feet.

My team got facial raped by a bunch of 12-year-olds in Fortnite. We were like, 'What even is this?'

He facial raped me in chess. I had no idea how that happened.

She facial raped her ex in a dance-off. He cried like a baby.

When you beat the living heck out of someone so bad they wish they were dead and you’re still not done with them.

He facial raped me in a wrestling match. I got a black eye and a bruised ego.

My dog facial raped my neighbor’s dog. It was a glorious battle of the bulges.

She facial raped her friend in a karaoke battle. Her friend forgot the lyrics and cried.

To wipe the floor with someone so hard they’re left with nothing but a broken spirit and a few broken bones.

I facial raped my brother in a video game. He had to take a nap and a bath.

My cat facial raped my mom’s cat. It was like a horror movie.

He facial raped me in a math test. I got a D and he got a 100.

To destroy someone so badly they’re left in the dust, crying like a baby while you laugh like a madman.

My team facial raped the other team in a soccer match. They cried like it was the end of the world.

He facial raped me in a dance battle. I couldn’t even stand up.

My dog facial raped my neighbor’s dog again. It was a sequel.

When you beat someone so hard they’re left with no pride and a few broken dreams.

She facial raped me in a spelling bee. I misspelled 'antidisestablishmentarianism' and cried.

My brother facial raped me in a video game. I had to restart the level 10 times.

He facial raped his dad in a cooking competition. The dad made burnt toast.

To absolutely ruin someone so much they’re left with nothing but a broken spirit and a few broken bones.

He facial raped me in a wrestling match. I had to take a bath and a nap.

My dog facial raped my neighbor’s dog again. It was like a horror movie.

She facial raped me in a math test. I got a D and she got a 100.