facial pubes

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Gross hair on your face that looks like your pubes. Usually makes you look like a monster.
Bro, your facial pubes look like they came out of a sewer.
My uncle has facial pubes so bad, he scares the dogs.
That guy’s facial pubes are like a horror movie prop.
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A beard that looks like it was grown in a dirty bathroom. Especially if it looks like pubes.
Your beard looks like it was grown in a dirty bathroom.
He has a facial pubes beard so bad, it’s like a raccoon had a party on his face.
That guy’s beard is so bad, I think he’s been living in a trash can.
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Fluffy face hair that’s too much and looks like it came from a teen who never shaves.
That kid’s facial pubes look like he’s been eating hairballs.
My brother’s facial pubes are so fluffy, they look like a cloud exploded on his face.
He has facial pubes so bad, it’s like he’s been living in a sock.
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