facial piercing

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Things losers do to their face to look cool when they're just plain ugly and sad

My cousin got a nose ring and now he thinks he's a rockstar. He’s not. He’s a sad guy who smells like pizza and regret.

She pierced her lip to look tough. Now she just looks like she got hit by a truck and didn’t ask for help.

He got a facial piercing and now he thinks he's in a band. He’s not. He’s just a guy who can’t afford a real job.

The worst way to cover up the fact that you’re a crying mess with no self-respect

She got a facial piercing to look cool. Now she just looks like she’s trying to hide her crying face from her mom.

He got a piercing on his eyebrow to look tough. Now he just looks like he got hit with a pencil and didn’t know how to act.

She got a nose ring and now she thinks she’s a tough girl. She’s not. She just cries in the bathroom every day.

The dumbest thing a kid does to try to look like they're in a band, but they're just a sad kid with no life

He got a facial piercing because he thought he was in a band. Now he just looks like he's trying to escape his sad life.

She got a facial piercing and now she thinks she's a rockstar. She’s not. She just wants her mom to stop nagging her.

He got a piercing on his cheek and now he thinks he’s in a band. He’s not. He just looks like he’s been punched by a chicken.