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When some loser sneaks into your house and shoots cum on your pillow like it’s a crime scene.

My cousin came over at 3 a. m. and left a mess on my pillow. I still smell him.

He did it right in front of my mom. She didn’t even yell.

I woke up to a pillow that looked like a sausage factory exploded.

When a guy breaks into your house and leaves his jizz on your pillow like it’s a rental car.

He left so fast he forgot his shoes. And his cum.

I found it when I went to get my cereal. It was still warm.

He said he’d come back for a second round. He never did.

When someone invades your bedroom and dumps their goo on your pillow like it’s a buffet.

He had a full meal on my pillow. I had to throw it out.

I didn’t even wake up. Just got covered in cum.

He left a trail from the door to my bed. It was like a cum highway.